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Car Accident Joke I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol  You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive

What not to say to the nice policeman: What do you mean, "Have I been drinking? You're the trained specialist!"

Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac? 
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